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Why don't you add GoreBastard on Facebook? That guy is wicked awesome yo yo yo!!
Search GoreBastard on there and 'like' me, because I'm pure fucking power and liking GoreBastard makes your dick grow at least 4 inches bigger, or if you're a girl, your tits will grow and you'll get less fat and ugly.

Also, the GoreBastard Facebook page has absolutely nothing of interest to anybody on the planet.

No I haven't really, I just wanted to use that 'shocked' looking icon dude.

Take off your coat, relax, have a seat on my news post page and make a comment, or ask a question!

I am a shit artist, but my brother has started painting recently.
Check his works out!

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/gaz -metal/bird-is-the-word

Cheers and Beers!!

Yo!

My mental patient of a brother makes crazy cartoons which I do one of the voices for.
Check it out on his site or youtube page:

www.poorcartoons.com
www.youtube.com/user/gazmetal

He wont upload it to newgrounds because it would probably get blammed by all of the bastards who care too much about graphics and image quality. He makes the cartoons using MS Paint drawings, so it wouldn't last 2 seconds on here!

It's an un-usual type of comedy that alot of people may not 'get', but some of you twisted fuckers may find it amusing, so check it out and leave him some comments!

I've just uploaded a motherfucker of a thrash metal song. It's the first song I've uploaded this year. It isn't the best song I've done since I made it all up pretty much on the spot, but if you've got nothing better to do, go and give it a blast through your speakers.

Click this yellow writing. Yellow because someone pissed on it.

Give it a decent vote or you are a n00bulizer.
Metal as fuck.

Also, there's more tunes to come this year and I've had my Thrash Metal head on lately, so there will be loads of old school fast as fuck thrash being made by me instead of my usual Death Metal mid tempo stuff... Isn't it awesome that thrash is coming back!!!

\m/

Hello. Hi. Word. Gangsta fo' life and all that shit...

I've got loads of reviews on songs that I've not had time to respond to. I used to pride myself on the fact that I respond to everysingle review, no matter how good//awesome/bad/pointless or just plain fucking stupid the review was! Now I've slipped behind and there are loads of reviews I've not replied to.
I just went through my Starfox Corneria Metalized reviews and responded to them all. I'm gonna try and get through a couple of songs each week till everything is responded to.

Once they're all replied to I can get on with my plans... FOR DESTROYING THE SUN, MUAAAHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAAA!!!

I used the angry shouting face man because he looks fucking cool, not because I'm pissed off or anything...

Look at that angry shouting face man. I bet he drives an awesome car and fucks loads of sexy models and has lots of money and a big house. I wish I was him, with his orange face and his angry eyes of pain and misery. He's so cool.

Anyway, 2007 was a shit year for GoreBastard, music wise that is. It was not "totally dude" at all.... In fact, 2007 was the exact opposite to "totally dude". It was more like, erm... well, FUCKING SHIT! That's what 2007 was. I've had to put up with a shit computer with a dead soundcard for most of last year. The majority of songs I uploaded in 2007 were old ones that I didn't upload right away or songs that I had recorded right at the beginning of the year. Somebody donate a new computer to me. I keep saying "ohhh, I'm getting a new computer soon, getting a new computer soon, getting a new computer soon"... CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD ME!!
No new computers are on the way because even though I have 2 jobs, I still have to pay rent, loans, car insurance, petrol, tax, shit, piss, wank, cum etc... Yay.

(now here's the boring bit)

Good news is that I found out that I can plug my guitar port directly into my 8 track and get awesome guitar tone quality from it. The last time I tried that it didn't work, but that was because I had a broken guitar lead and I didn't know it was fucked! Also, I've ordered a new drum machine which hopefully will make my songs sound a little better than using Acoustica Beatcraft... If it ever arrives in the fucking mail that is! Also, Acoustica Beatcraft has served me well, never make fun of that drum program! It's fucking awesome, but it's time for a change in the fake drum department. I've ordered a Boss Dr-607 or something like that (can't remember the exact name, but who cares, nobody is reading this boring crap!). From what I've seen and heared of people using it online, it sounds pretty good. This means that as soon as I get my drum machine, I won't have to record using my computer anymore. I can get amazing guitar tones from my guitar port and send it right into my 8-track, then do the same with the drum program. It's gonna be totally fucking good. Totally fucking good. I should be back recording brand new songs sometime this year... (maybe around December 31st 2008... hahahaaaa)

Wow, that was boring.

I better put some jokes in here to wake people up.

Here we go...

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

.... Because your dads dick tastes funny.

Zzzzzzing!

How's it going fellow newgrounders!

This new layout is cool, but my computer is too fucking shit to run it at a normal speed. I'm literally typing half a sentence, then having to wait for 10 seconds while the text appears on screen. Fucking hell.
Anyway, I wont be online much with things running so slow, so cheers to everyone who's added me as a favourite audio artist and sorry for any late replies on private messages. I'll be online more often when I have access to a computer that isn't as fucked up as this 4 year old laptop.

P.S. I finished typing this message about 5 minutes ago, and now I'm waiting for the fucking text to catch up!