Just thought I'd let you know I uploaded two demoversions of new tracks by Murha. We have a shitton of new material which we'll try and record during the winter.
You alive broo? Sent ya a note a week and a half ago. Ya usually respond by then, but no matter, take yer sweet time. I'm killing copious amounts of zombies anyways.
Kyle (and GB doing back up vox):
Thousands of tampons
Shoved up your twat
Squeeze them all out
and feed them to the cat.
[This is a hyperbole relating to what we give to our pets and livestock. In factory-farmed conditions, we often feed chickens their own feathers or cows the blood of their parents, as well as feeding pets with scraps. I find this to be another facetious remark, this one on the egotistical view we have of ourselves and the condescending tone we take toward other organisms.]
Maff:
I want to fuck the mouth
of a predator
because it looks like
a juicy minge!!
['Predator' is a key word in this section. Procreation is, on a hunter-gatherer level, an act of preservation, yet predators directly threaten this. Combining the two provides another reference to creation an destruction, as seen earlier in the song.]
All:
We take your virginity
Raping for infinity
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker!!
[Having intercourse with a virgin is always thought of something special. 'Raping for infinity' seems to be a crude but effective rectification for making this last. Referencing Black and Decker power tools perpetuates the idea of infinity, as a machine's stamina will last so long as they have an adequate power source, and of course is a repeated motif of earlier stanzas.]
GB:
When I found out that
The cancer didn't kill you
I was so angry that I
pulled my baby out of my girlfriends fucking cunt
and threw it into the fucking wall
WITH ALL, MY FUCKING MIGHT!!!
[Cancer... An excellent metaphor and a powerful word. Cancer is the worst form of creation; the over-generation of cells that actually create a problem for the orgasm they exist in. GB sees this affliction has had a negligible effect on an individual, and as a result has taken a creation in the best possible sense and destroyed it prematurely, a motif repeated from the second stanza.]
Kyle:
Pregnant bitch,
Lying naked on the fucking floor
I'll fuck, you with an axe
And rape the left over piles of gore!
[Another continuation of the previous stanza.]
All:
GOOOOORREEEEE!!!!!
GB:
I take you from behind
And stick it in your arse
At first you find it's nice
till you realise it's a pick axe!
My cock was forged
IN THE HOLY FLAMES OF HELL!
On the day I shoved it up your cunt
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE SMELL!!
[This is the second motif of the song, which goes back to the first stanza in an ABBA formation. This bit, however, goes a step further and presents the duality of 'holy hell', a reference to fatal attractions, and the regret that ensues (viz. "I'VE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE SMELL!!")]
JJ:
I kill people weaker than me
I'll kill you if you disagree
I saw a cancer ridden boy
with a fucking stammer
So I crushed his face to bits
with a fuckin' JACK HAMMER!!!
[I felt like this stanza was somewhat inconsistent with how symbolic the other stanzas were, while this was more blatantly political. JJ is facetiously lamenting the effect dogmatic intolerance has had on our society, while also criticizing the FDA for their unrelenting greed even in the face of people dying.]
Maff:
Look at your face what a fucking disgrace
I want to fill it with my population paste!
[Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in this passage Maff sees something he perceives as distasteful and wishes to cloak it with something familiar to him which he can understand.]
JJ:
ARISE!
Sodomy is a dish best served
with a drill up your cunt.
[JJ is obviously trying to express what true craving really is; at a certain point, people can indulge in their senses so much that they crave more indiscriminately, even if it includes things that are self-destructive or painful.]
GB:
Rolling around in aborted fetuses
Hoping my erection penetrates
One of their mouths. Uuuuuhhhrrrrggghhh!!!
[The duality of this stanza is one of my favorites. A phallus is oftentimes thought of as an instrument of creation, yet in this example we see it violating and flaunting creations that were never allowed to be. While a metaphor, I think we all need to realize that the crushed buds of progress in our world are not lamented, but even ridiculed.]
Kyle:
I will rip off your tits and wear them for SLIPPERS!!!
[Both breasts and slippers are icons of comfort. The transfiguration from one to the other symbolizes objectification, and stealing something beautiful for industrial use. We have seen this countless times throughout history, for instance the hunting of elephants for ivory.]
Maff: (or Chris Barnes!?)
My testicles are full of sperm
I need to unload them, onto a fucking CACTUS!!
[I feel that the cactus mentioned in this part resembles something self-sufficient and conservative, and the ejaculation is a form of watering it, since it obviously cannot be impregnated. However, I think the real meaning comes from the fact that in climates where cacti grow, a human needs moisture infinitely more than a cactus. This is a really great statement about distribution of wealth.]
JJ:
I bit the head, off a flamingo
While your limbless mother,
struggled in BINGO!!!
[The flamingo represents grace and poise, while a woman without arms or legs would be sorely lacking in both. I feel like JJ is playing the role of a politician who turns a blind eye to important problems while continuing to create them. But the victims themselves are not innocent either; the mother in this stanza has turned a blind eye to the problem as well and is trying to indulge in recreation instead. Notice that the last sentence begins with 'while', meaning that the mother playing bingo is doing so at the exact same moment as the flamingo is being abused.]
I'll do more than that, I'll wait till the female one is pregnant then I'll kick her in the back so hard that the kid burst out of her stomach like a fucking alien, but instead of being all cool and bleeding acid blood, it will just explode all over the fucking wall due to the fact that the kick was 4,000,000 x Awesome.
I have an idea for your next MJD song. I have a cold, so I was sitting there blowing my nose. I have some nice lyrics for your next song. Pretty dirty too. :P
%u266BSnot, coming out of my nose!! It's stickier, than MY FUCKING CUM!!%u266B
Cool right? I thought of that. I think it's perfect for an MJD song.
You should make more MJD songs, but even dirtier lyrics this time! But I'd rather you finish your The Passage To Hell demo, it's a realy cool song so far.
I'll do my best. I'll try and get the gang round and fill them up with cheap fucking shit booze. That usually brings out the horrible lyrics!! Just need my neighbours to die so I can make the required noise!
Passage to Hell may be finished one day, but I am very VERY lazy!!
Haha
Cheers dude!
Well, I think it's as many as we can take down before the police/army gun us down with a hail of bullets. Or maybe we'll kill so many that Satan himself will rise from hell and pull us under so that we can party with him!
I know. The sad part is, I live right in the middle of a busy city centre, near a bunch of night clubs that are blasting music out till the early hours of the morning. If these people want to live in this building, they should expect a bit of noise. Fucking losers!!
Bahh, rant over!
I'll try and put something together as soon as possible!
I guess I'll be the first....
But anyways, I just finished an 8 hour drive, and I must thank you and the rest of Michael Jackson's Dick for providing me with your entertaining music. Without it, my mind would have turned to mush
Haha, thanks man, we aim to please! It's harder to do MJD tracks now because I had a noise complaint from some loser in my building, but there will be more at some point!!
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1/26/12
Inspiration can strike without warning.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/201 2/026/a/c/michael_jackson__s_dick_alb um_cover_by_kwing95-d4nq0db.jpg
Hahaha, awesome man! I'll show the rest of the horrible cunts when I see them!
12/3/11
Any news from Gorebastardlandia?
I've been dead for the last year. I'm just waking up now!
10/26/11
Oh shit, I just saw and read Kwing's comments... .. . .. ...and they are fuckin' hilarious and brilliant!
You really should go ahead with printing and framing them haha
Hahaaa
10/26/11
Just thought I'd let you know I uploaded two demoversions of new tracks by Murha. We have a shitton of new material which we'll try and record during the winter.
Death
fuckin'
Metal!
Awesome man, I'll check them out asap! Glad you told me, I've not been on here in a while.
10/3/11
You alive broo? Sent ya a note a week and a half ago. Ya usually respond by then, but no matter, take yer sweet time. I'm killing copious amounts of zombies anyways.
:D
9/19/11
Are you still alive still?
On the fine line between life and death I think!
8/15/11
Fuck Shit Piss Vomit Dick Wank Ass Cum Fuck.
this = the title of your next song.
not really. But, I like the new riffage broo. Glad to see your fingers are still workin'.
Cheers & whatever shit you can drink!
Haha, got to get something new out. That last one was shit I think.
8/1/11
Vomit Piss eh? I'll have to check it out.
It sucks balls!
7/20/11
I'm almost afraid to post in this anymore, because I know deep in my heart any comment I make will never be as awesome as any of Kwing's.
I was thinking about printing Kwings comments off and framing them for my wall! Haha
6/28/11
Kyle (and GB doing back up vox):
Thousands of tampons
Shoved up your twat
Squeeze them all out
and feed them to the cat.
[This is a hyperbole relating to what we give to our pets and livestock. In factory-farmed conditions, we often feed chickens their own feathers or cows the blood of their parents, as well as feeding pets with scraps. I find this to be another facetious remark, this one on the egotistical view we have of ourselves and the condescending tone we take toward other organisms.]
Maff:
I want to fuck the mouth
of a predator
because it looks like
a juicy minge!!
['Predator' is a key word in this section. Procreation is, on a hunter-gatherer level, an act of preservation, yet predators directly threaten this. Combining the two provides another reference to creation an destruction, as seen earlier in the song.]
All:
We take your virginity
Raping for infinity
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker!!
[Having intercourse with a virgin is always thought of something special. 'Raping for infinity' seems to be a crude but effective rectification for making this last. Referencing Black and Decker power tools perpetuates the idea of infinity, as a machine's stamina will last so long as they have an adequate power source, and of course is a repeated motif of earlier stanzas.]
You are the greatest fucking person alive.
I only wish I had more words to counteract your awesomeness!
6/28/11
GB:
When I found out that
The cancer didn't kill you
I was so angry that I
pulled my baby out of my girlfriends fucking cunt
and threw it into the fucking wall
WITH ALL, MY FUCKING MIGHT!!!
[Cancer... An excellent metaphor and a powerful word. Cancer is the worst form of creation; the over-generation of cells that actually create a problem for the orgasm they exist in. GB sees this affliction has had a negligible effect on an individual, and as a result has taken a creation in the best possible sense and destroyed it prematurely, a motif repeated from the second stanza.]
Kyle:
Pregnant bitch,
Lying naked on the fucking floor
I'll fuck, you with an axe
And rape the left over piles of gore!
[Another continuation of the previous stanza.]
All:
GOOOOORREEEEE!!!!!
GB:
I take you from behind
And stick it in your arse
At first you find it's nice
till you realise it's a pick axe!
My cock was forged
IN THE HOLY FLAMES OF HELL!
On the day I shoved it up your cunt
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE SMELL!!
[This is the second motif of the song, which goes back to the first stanza in an ABBA formation. This bit, however, goes a step further and presents the duality of 'holy hell', a reference to fatal attractions, and the regret that ensues (viz. "I'VE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE SMELL!!")]
JJ:
I kill people weaker than me
I'll kill you if you disagree
I saw a cancer ridden boy
with a fucking stammer
So I crushed his face to bits
with a fuckin' JACK HAMMER!!!
[I felt like this stanza was somewhat inconsistent with how symbolic the other stanzas were, while this was more blatantly political. JJ is facetiously lamenting the effect dogmatic intolerance has had on our society, while also criticizing the FDA for their unrelenting greed even in the face of people dying.]
Maff:
Look at your face what a fucking disgrace
I want to fill it with my population paste!
[Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in this passage Maff sees something he perceives as distasteful and wishes to cloak it with something familiar to him which he can understand.]
I didn't think anyone actually understood the true meaning of our lyrics until you came along!
6/28/11
JJ:
ARISE!
Sodomy is a dish best served
with a drill up your cunt.
[JJ is obviously trying to express what true craving really is; at a certain point, people can indulge in their senses so much that they crave more indiscriminately, even if it includes things that are self-destructive or painful.]
GB:
Rolling around in aborted fetuses
Hoping my erection penetrates
One of their mouths. Uuuuuhhhrrrrggghhh!!!
[The duality of this stanza is one of my favorites. A phallus is oftentimes thought of as an instrument of creation, yet in this example we see it violating and flaunting creations that were never allowed to be. While a metaphor, I think we all need to realize that the crushed buds of progress in our world are not lamented, but even ridiculed.]
Kyle:
I will rip off your tits and wear them for SLIPPERS!!!
[Both breasts and slippers are icons of comfort. The transfiguration from one to the other symbolizes objectification, and stealing something beautiful for industrial use. We have seen this countless times throughout history, for instance the hunting of elephants for ivory.]
Maff: (or Chris Barnes!?)
My testicles are full of sperm
I need to unload them, onto a fucking CACTUS!!
[I feel that the cactus mentioned in this part resembles something self-sufficient and conservative, and the ejaculation is a form of watering it, since it obviously cannot be impregnated. However, I think the real meaning comes from the fact that in climates where cacti grow, a human needs moisture infinitely more than a cactus. This is a really great statement about distribution of wealth.]
JJ:
I bit the head, off a flamingo
While your limbless mother,
struggled in BINGO!!!
[The flamingo represents grace and poise, while a woman without arms or legs would be sorely lacking in both. I feel like JJ is playing the role of a politician who turns a blind eye to important problems while continuing to create them. But the victims themselves are not innocent either; the mother in this stanza has turned a blind eye to the problem as well and is trying to indulge in recreation instead. Notice that the last sentence begins with 'while', meaning that the mother playing bingo is doing so at the exact same moment as the flamingo is being abused.]
Wow man, this is deep!
6/24/11
Need more shiz Gore!!!
Just uploaded a new one, Vomit Piss!
6/10/11
upload something
Done dude! Vomit Piss!
5/14/11
When are you going to release hard copies of an MJD album?
Ohhhh, good question! We need a few more songs first I think. I'll see what I can do! Haha
5/12/11
Are your neighbors dead yet? xD
Working on it. I was thinking about crashing through the wall on a giant steel ball, like that gay Accept video! hahaa
4/14/11
You prevent your lame neighbors from complaining, you should slam them against the wall WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING MIIIIIIIIGHT!
I'll do more than that, I'll wait till the female one is pregnant then I'll kick her in the back so hard that the kid burst out of her stomach like a fucking alien, but instead of being all cool and bleeding acid blood, it will just explode all over the fucking wall due to the fact that the kick was 4,000,000 x Awesome.
4/10/11
Cool, I hope you use them.
Only time.... will tell!
:)
4/8/11
Oh crap. Never mind the "%u266B" things. They're supposed to be music notes, I guess it didn't recognize them.
Ahh, I just thought it was Newgrounds covering up swear words or something!!
4/8/11
I have an idea for your next MJD song. I have a cold, so I was sitting there blowing my nose. I have some nice lyrics for your next song. Pretty dirty too. :P
%u266BSnot, coming out of my nose!! It's stickier, than MY FUCKING CUM!!%u266B
Cool right? I thought of that. I think it's perfect for an MJD song.
Haha, that sounds just like something we'd come up with! Hahaha
4/2/11
You should make more MJD songs, but even dirtier lyrics this time! But I'd rather you finish your The Passage To Hell demo, it's a realy cool song so far.
I'll do my best. I'll try and get the gang round and fill them up with cheap fucking shit booze. That usually brings out the horrible lyrics!! Just need my neighbours to die so I can make the required noise!
Passage to Hell may be finished one day, but I am very VERY lazy!!
Haha
Cheers dude!
4/1/11
Okay, rephrasing: how many people can we murder who DON'T deserve it? The ones that do, well... that's a given.
Well, I think it's as many as we can take down before the police/army gun us down with a hail of bullets. Or maybe we'll kill so many that Satan himself will rise from hell and pull us under so that we can party with him!
Awesome storm outside! Whoo!!
4/1/11
Okay, first let's establish some parameters. How many people can we murder?
HOLY SHIT, MASSIVE FUCKING THUNDER STORM OUTSIDE!!!!
4/1/11
I took my pants off too.
ULTIMATE PANTSLESS ATTACK!!!
3/26/11
fucking neighbors. they tend to get upset when i start screaming as well, haha. i'm hoping i'll get to hear some new stuff soon \m/
I know. The sad part is, I live right in the middle of a busy city centre, near a bunch of night clubs that are blasting music out till the early hours of the morning. If these people want to live in this building, they should expect a bit of noise. Fucking losers!!
Bahh, rant over!
I'll try and put something together as soon as possible!
3/23/11
I guess I'll be the first....
But anyways, I just finished an 8 hour drive, and I must thank you and the rest of Michael Jackson's Dick for providing me with your entertaining music. Without it, my mind would have turned to mush
Haha, thanks man, we aim to please! It's harder to do MJD tracks now because I had a noise complaint from some loser in my building, but there will be more at some point!!