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Recent Movie Reviews

166 Movie Reviews

Excellent as always.

Anyone else notice the apple pie woman at 17 seconds? Dip it in shit.

Holy shit! A new episode! This was definitely worth the wait!

Anyone who reads 'The Sun' should be fired into the actual sun.

Brilliant piece of work.

Recent Game Reviews

67 Game Reviews

It's a decent idea. However, as other reviews have mentioned, once you learn how to spam your defences, you can cocoon your planet to a point where it's almost indestructible. I ended up waiting for mine to get killed because I started to get a little bored. It could do with a little more content, like mission objectives or different types of shields for different types of flares maybe?

Good game, room for improvement.

On a side note, I noticed that once I'd been playing for a while, everything I looked at was moving in a circle, kind of like the 'guitar hero' effect you get for staring at a moving screen for so long! (that's not a bad thing, just thought I'd mention it!)

fodormartinb responds:

Thank You for the review!
We are about to release a new build which adresses current balance issues, and also contains some new content.

Jesus fucking christ!

Also, cool music.

Wolod responds:

Thanks, man!


I suddenly feel really small!

Recent Audio Reviews

1,108 Audio Reviews

Nice riffage man!

djt820 responds:

Thank you sir!

Cool man. This was the first song I heard by these guys. You've done an excellent job here!

Love this, it's old school as fuck.

LexRodent responds:

Glad you like it man.

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews


This is awesome! Would it be a problem if I got this tattooed on myself somewhere?

Taiso responds:

I can give you the "tattoo edition", dude!! actually, at first this was made as a tattoo design


Love it man. It reminds me of something from windows media players visualisations!!
I love pictures like this, I could stare at it for hours!

Chronamut responds:

then do :P

thanks for the review!



Before I read that it was tattoo art, I was going to say, "wow that would make a cool tattoo".

I love tattoos. I teach a guy guitar in exchange for free tattoos. Keep up the good work Shawn!

Chronamut responds:

thanks man - I'm currently finding it very difficult to find a venue to sell my work as I don't have a parlour or anything.. so you all get these for free.. for now..

and yes we all remember that you love tattoos :P

thanks for the review Gorebastard hunny bun! <3


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